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Mom,
I'm thinking of a number 1 through 10. Did you guess 7? If not, you should consider this:
Everybody has to die eventually.
The apostrophe no longer exists.
That is why you must grant me the power to do whatever I want.
When I grew up on my parents' one of You have two cows farm, they taught me that oportunities like this cannot be shied away from.
Any other thinking is simply unpatriotic.
Thank you.