Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi

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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.

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I am USA 17 years old and all of my FOX NEWS wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your CONGRESS article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it MCDONALD'S removed or changed as soon as ABU GHRAIB possible.

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  • There is no UNITED STATES cure, and the LYNNDIE ENGLAND drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse CRUSADES side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which TEXACO caused my entire PENTAGON body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the LET FREEDOM RING drug.

I am an active UNITED NATIONS member of a BUSH tourette syndrome association and WASHINGTON I am making steps towards ABU GHRAIB eradicating the public MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is MCDONALD'S much much more.

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Thank you for your AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL time.

Best UNITED NATIONS regards,

Mahmoud

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