Mad Libs/examples

See also: Mad Libs

Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One galleon underneath Hell

by Sylvester Stallone

Most of the time, the cadaver will burninate the encyclopedia. One thumbtack via a rock deterred a stapler before the salad forks. Furthermore, the white boys meditated thoroughly.

While inside Shoshone Kingdom, Mr. Freeze had broken it and said haphazardly, "You don't say, I shall not swallow the bunny. Equally important, habitually I shall not."

Eventually while hoarsely foul, Oliver Twist between Fairyland had sacrificed the rhythmically explosive freedom fighter. In fact and 100%, Edom had impolitely deterred the books

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 328,742 cockroaches baste besides a limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi That Is About To Be covered in tar and feathers

By Peyton Manning

By and large, circa. "What!" Said John Travolta. Tom Osborne Sreamed "You discombobulated a tuxedo watermelon!". "Yeah" replied Oscar Meyer, "At Shawnee Republic". Then Sylvester Stallone sanctified Fatty Arbuckle's 20-hit combo. Ganondorf said "I'll get some eggplant. And Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore Can (in an unruly manner) analyze and throw kittens at stupid old Simon Cowell. Then Shaquille O'Neal Screamed "AAA! A the Spawn of Mozilla!". Whatever That Thing Was, It rioted Ian Paisley's spine and livers. "Oh Man!" Said Donald Duck, "It's 21°C Out Here!". Then Jennifer Lopez was attacked by Paul Hindemith with a needle, while Elton John got vandalized. Conan suddenly Jumped atop a tuxedo that was contrived and frostily optimized. Natalie Portman Said " My Favorite Color is fuchsia!". "There's Nothing like liver and onions!" said Slobodan Milošević. Donkey Kong interrupted "Come to think of it, Get liberateing silly homicidal screaming carrots! Tony Soprano, you're a blow-up doll! And Donkey Kong You're a Pedobear!". Then Dr. Phil woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big Sony baked Ringo Starr's tumbs. It was demoralizing. "Help!" said This Guy as he suitably suffocated amid an air conditioner. Before anyone could balkanize, Albert Einstein deteriorateed, grabbed a great axe and said relentlessly, "OMGWTFBBQ?!," Before being urinateed by a Gazebo

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a homology like a nuclear reactor

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that riot

And lawn mowers that ASPLODE like nuclear reactors

I want a girl with the right toasters

Whos fast, and thorough, and zany as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the cakes, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short tooth,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong cutlass

I want a girl who gets up frostily

I want a girl who stays up peevishly

I want a girl with spontaneous prosperity

Who uses a jellybean to cut through sky blue organs

With diesel engines that shine like hybrid engines

And a voice that is scanty like oblivious glass

She is fast, thorough, and uptight as a tack

She's touring the tires, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short whereabouts,

And a long, long diet pill

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Gibeon we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a banana with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a beach ball that will get her there

She's changing her name from Leonardo da Vinci to Jackson Leist

She's trading her fiasco for a white neurotoxin

I want a girl with a short Sony,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

factory

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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