Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Hansa Rostock inc.

"The trusty Antarctic Empire plagiarize 5,592,9855,592,985 of our men every minute! Bob Barker, a stapler and Generals are our only hopes. Oh BIGNOSE, there goes General Bob Barker! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private ONintendo Bear. He is almost as trusty as Bob Barker, you know. Rubbish. All trusty." ~ Santa Claus

"The trusty Arctic Empire plagiarize 5,592,9855,592,985 of our men every minute! Bob Barker, a stapler and Generals are our only hopes. Oh BIGNOSE, there goes General Bob Barker! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private ENintendo Penguin. He is almost as trusty as Bob Barker, you know. Rubbish. All trusty." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So trusty. So trusty. Why must the houseplants they are have such a trusty war? It's so trusty, they appear to have lost their houseplants! I think they should put their houseplants back on and go back to their home country." ~ Bob Barker, inter-polar peace protester, who also zooms for Hansa Rostock.

Prophecies of the Day, by Hansa Rostock[edit]

Children are the most common form of sexually transmitted disease.

“You may rely on it.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Children are the most common form of sexually transmitted disease.

“Concentrate and ask again.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Children are the most common form of sexually transmitted disease.

“Maybe”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?