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Today's featured article – Henry Kissinger

Henry (born Heinz) Alfred Kissinger (May 27, 1923 – November 29, 2023) is the most notorious bore of 20th-century international politics and the chief proponent of Realpolitik. He developed an approach to diplomacy called Primat der Außenpolitik and an approach to language involving sprinkling pretentious foreign words everywhere. His unintelligible advice baffled both Richard Nixon and thus certainly Gerald Ford, the two U.S. Presidents under whom he served between 1969 and 1977. His call for détente in U.S.–Soviet relations sent leaders of both nations to the dictionary, hoping it meant something dirty. His diplomacy played a crucial role in 1971 talks with Chinese Premier Zhou Enlai that concluded with a rapprochement between Kissinger and a lot of hot Chinese chicks. In the crowning achievement of his career, he was awarded the 1973 Nobel Peace Prize for talking Nixon out of his last-ditch plan to win the Vietnam War by carpet-bombing Stockholm. (more...)

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The Rastadon (Mamut rastadonis) is a mammalian species often confused with the more common Mastodon. The Rastadon was more intelligent, had a more complex social structure, and showed many other attributes usually associated with humanity, such as their own religion and communual smoking. The species now has only one living member and will go extinct when he rolls up his last reefer. (more...)

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1210 - Rain is discovered by Vatican scientists.
1213 - The Vatican, under Pope Innocent III, creates purgatory.
1312 - King Edward II became the first man to successfully grow a goatee beard.
1798 - North Dakota moves to its present location from beside the River Thames.
1861 - Tennessee secedes from the Union. Nissan decides it will build its plant there after all.
1900 - Hitler's moustache is born.
1901 - The Queen of the United Kingdom, Empress of Canada, Grand Sheila of Australia, Most Merciful Pasha of Yorkshire, is expelled from her mother's uterus into the world.
1949 - 35 years after starting it, George Orwell finally completes his futuristic novel Nineteen Fourty-Four.
1963 - Doctor What changes his name to Doctor Who.
1969 - Bill Clinton fails to inhale.
1979 - Mel Gibson speaks in enhanced Aussie accent after discovering he was born in Peekskill, New York.
1983 - The United States Government collapses then reforms in a period of twelve hours. No one notices because a cute kitten is born on TV.
2011 - You read this. You wished you had not bothered. You take a sip of tea and note a slightly odd taste. Distracted, you reread this line, except now it is dated 2011.