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Featured Vogon Poem Gashee morphousite Gashee morphousite, thou expungiest quoopisk Fripping lyshus wimbgunts, awhilst moongrovenly kormzibs. Bleem miserable venchit! Bleem forever mestinglish asunder frapt! Gerond withoutitude form into formless bloit, why not then? Moose. More... Recently featured: The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul - The Meaning of Liff - Mostly Harmless - Shada Yesterday's featured poem Oh Freddled Gruntbuggly, Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits On a lurgid bee. Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes And hooptiously drangle me With crinkly bindlewurdles, Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, See if I don't! More... Vogon Trivia ...That I know where my towel is? ....That you don't? ...That the The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit? ...That I know where my towel is? ....That you don't? ...That the The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit? ...That I know where my towel is? ....That you don't? ...That the The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit?	Constructor Fleet Headlines Pope Francis revealed to be chat-bot‎ Sunak soaked for General Election announcement (pictured) Ferrell sues owner of look-alike dog Alfa Romeos to get even uglier Ukraine minister charged with corruption French guard Buckingham Palace Congressman inadvertently uses hurtful slur, millions traumatized Royal shock as original photo discovered Biden v Trump rematch confirmed UK bans puberty for children Germany spills British military secrets Scientists meld nuclear fusion and AI Brits make book on King Charles cancer U.S. returns to the moon Miami aliens finger new Epstein clients On This Day in the Megabrantis cluster... June 8: Be Suspicious of Your Friends and Co-Workers (They're Trying to Kill You) Day 1210 - Rain is discovered by Vatican scientists. 1213 - The Vatican, under Pope Innocent III, creates purgatory. 1312 - King Edward II became the first man to successfully grow a goatee beard. 1798 - North Dakota moves to its present location from beside the River Thames. 1861 - Tennessee secedes from the Union. Nissan decides it will build its plant there after all. 1900 - Hitler's moustache is born. 1901 - The Queen of the United Kingdom, Empress of Canada, Grand Sheila of Australia, Most Merciful Pasha of Yorkshire, is expelled from her mother's uterus into the world. 1949 - 35 years after starting it, George Orwell finally completes his futuristic novel Nineteen Fourty-Four. 1963 - Doctor What changes his name to Doctor Who. 1969 - Bill Clinton fails to inhale. 1979 - Mel Gibson speaks in enhanced Aussie accent after discovering he was born in Peekskill, New York. 1983 - The United States Government collapses then reforms in a period of twelve hours. No one notices because a cute kitten is born on TV. 2011 - You read this. You wished you had not bothered. You take a sip of tea and note a slightly odd taste. Distracted, you reread this line, except now it is dated 2011.
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Hitchhiker and Towel of the Month A well-known British hitchiker, Braydie Dent has hitched over a dozen stellar systems. His most known phrases consist of: What? and Tea please!. On his spare time he enjoys insanity, cricket, and that famous game that those British enjoy so much...what was it? Oh! Self loathing. Yes. This months Towel is the infamous TowelHax. He has captured a unique perspective of the Galaxy's events with his travels across the milky way. Sass that froopy towel. He knows where his towel he is. Vote for Hiker of the month | Vote for Detached Arm of the Month | Vote for the Triple Breasted Whore of the Month | Past Winners

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